YOU ARE INVITED TO THE WEDDING OF
TOM & BEX

Gifts Galore
We demand many gifts and the bigger the better!
NOT REALLY. We currently live a very nomadic lifestyle uncertain about which country we will be living in from one year to the next, presently we live in Sweden. This means we have very little extra capacity for anything more in our suitcases. Besides, despite this hilarious review of our toaster by the respected independent reviewers 'Which?'...we actually quite like it!
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Swan Nordic Toaster ST14620WHTN Review
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Which? verdict: Not fit for purpose
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This toaster is a universal failure. Its slots just aren't deep enough even for standard slices, and it's not exactly easy to use, so we've made it a Don't Buy.
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Pros
Wide slots
Cons
Terrible toasting
Can't fit most breads
Tricky to use and clean
We also acknowledge that we have chosen a remote location and fully appreciate the expense of getting to our wedding venue. Therefore we do not want your hard earned money either, BUT, what we do demand is the greatest gift of all, the presence of your most free spirited selves at our wedding ready for a cracking good time!